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07/02/08
It's been forever since I blogged. I've been SOOOO busy getting ready for Spirit Of Freedom. I can't write much at all today...but trust me, Saturday when I wake up from my slumber I promise a long ass picture filled blog. Hopefully I will have the video of my preformance with Firewood as well.
Oh...saw hancock last night...it's ok. If you have a choice save your money for Dark Knight or if you are a smacktard who hasn't seen Iron Man...SEE IRON MAN, even if your lame ass husband doesn't want to.
06/23/08
Don't you hate it when you can't fall asleep at night, but you know you have to cause you have to get up at 7am to go to work? You would think that you if it didn't work out one night 1 then for sure on night 2 or 3 or 4 of this you would be so tired from lack of sleep that you would have no problem getting to bed at a decent hour?
I wish I could be like my cats...They are so cool and funny.
Oh by the way...don't ever ever ever buy the HP Photosmart R837 Camera. As you can see above, some pics come out ok (top pic of Sandwich) but most come out super blurry (bottom pic of Indie)
06/23/08
I think today is the first time I've ever cried over someone dying that I did not personaly know. One of my heros died yesterday and i just found out about it this morning. I got a chance to see him in concert twice and I actully got to meet him once. The nicest guy you could imagine off stage, and one of the funniest guys to watch on stage. He made speaking your mind cool...him and Lenny Bruce. If it wasn't for those two guys there is no way I would be who I am today.
The world is a lot less funny today and that sucks.
06/20/08
For a long time I've had a thing for "Female Musicains"...something about a lady playing and singing turns me on. I still have that thing, but I think I have a new thing that turns me on more. Females that can make me laugh. Lady comedians are my new thing and I will have one someday.
Am I an asshole if I know watch a reality TV show? I talk about how much I hate reality TV on a daily basis and now I'm the jerk face that is watching one. I Frickin love Last Comic Standing. It's my new Thursday night thing. I have poker on wednesday, can't tell you what i do on mondays cause everyone would laugh at me (Worse then reality tv) and now Last Comic Standing on Thursday.
I don't know who i am rooting for yet. I think that I really like Bob Biggerstaff (gotta show love to the Fatguy on the show) and the asian chick is hot, but i haven't seen her act yet. There are a few people on the show that I've seen before on Leno and Kimmel. Wierd.
I have always wanted to do comedy. It's something that I think that i would be good at, but I just haven't had the balls to try. I wish we had an improv club here...that I've done and I LOVE.
I just found out that I might get to go costume shopping for Spirit Of Freedom. THAT WILL RULE.
06/18/08
Doing much better today. Finally was able to get a full nights sleep. It's amazing how much just sleep can change the way you feel about life. It was well meet.
Poker tonight. I hope I win. I have a lot of bills that would pay off.
Sorry so short today...have a lot of work to do.
06/17/08
God I need to get out of this funk I'm in. It's on me like the stink on a fat kid in gym class.
Last night I made a huge mistake.
I was looking at my friend's band's myspace page when I ran across my EX (remember the girl I asked to marry me live on the air a few years back) in their buddy list. I figured I would check in on her. BAD MOVE.
THIS IS WHAT I GOT TO SEE
Someone please really shoot me.
Then I find out that another one of my ex girlfriends is now a full fledged lesbian.
What the hell is wrong with me. Don't get me wrong. I wish them both the best of luck and stuff, but what is going on with the world that I am living in. Seeing the wedding pictures really tore me down, (I'm still in love with this woman)...that and being shot at.
I need to curl up with the Some CD's From The Cure, Maybe watch Say Anything and cry myself better. Either that or float away.
06/16/08
So I haven’t written a blog in a few days. I know some of my friends and family read this so don’t freak out when I tell you what happened to me on Thursday night.
I was shot at.
Now like I say don’t freak out. We don’t know if it was a real gun or an air rifle or bb gun or what have you. All we know is that the window of the Star 94 van was blown out while I was driving down the street on my way home from the movies. And it scared the poop out of me.
I was driving down Veterans Drive after watching The Incredible Hulk (WHICH RULED) and the next thing I know the back side panel window of the van is blown out after I heard a loud bang. Now I’m from California and part of the driving course out there tells you that if you are in that kind of situation you step on the gas and drive as fast as you can to a well lit public place. So that is what I did. I hauled ass to the Exxon station on the corner of 2nd and Wilson Damn Road in Muscle Shoals and Called 911.
I WAS FREAKING OUT SO HARD CORE. The cops show up and tell me that because it went down in Florence, I had to go back to Florence and let them deal with it. I wanted to rip the cops head off. Here I was freaking out, possible have been shot at while driving and he tells me to drive my fat ass back over to Florence. I know now that he was doing he job and stuff, but come on…at least look at the damn van and tell me if I was shot at. GRRRRRRR
So I drive all the way back across the river (not near Veterans Dr) and took the van to the Florence, PD. I AM STILL FREAKING THE ***K OUT. When I get there the old man tells me to have a seat and someone will be with me to talk to me in a minute. REALLY…I JUST TOLD YOU I HAD BEEN SHOT AT JERKFACE…HELP ME NOW.
I waited for 20 minutes before someone came out to help me. Now I will say that the cop who did come out to help was really nice and helped me calm down. He inspected the van and told me that he could not see a slug. Now when I say inspected the van what I mean be that is that he shined a little flashlight into the van and looked around a bit. He never went in the van and dug around, he didn’t call the CSI team and had The Who play some theme music while they tore apart the glass trying to figure out the crime scene…he shined a flashlight. Sometimes I hate TV.
Because he couldn’t find a “Slug” he ruled it “Criminal Mischief” and figured it was an air rifle. He did say that there was a chance that whatever it was could have bounced off or something. Like I said he was a good guy and stuff…I just wish he did a little more “police work” to find out the cause.
Now I’ve been stabbed, Had my ass beat to an inch of my life, I’ve even had sex with a chick bigger then me…But I have never been so scared in my life. I can’t close my eyes without going back to that moment. It’s been hard to sleep and leave the house. Good thing I’ve got aids for those kinds of things.
I’ve always hated guns, and never wanted to own one until now. I don’t know why. I know that having a gun wouldn’t be the answer, but for some reason I want one. Make me feel safer or something. Dumb, I know, but right now I don’t feel safe anymore.
